Dezember 2011
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People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via whatsthecatch)
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
That what I need to survive is not Gale’s fire, kindled with rage and hatred. I...
– Mockingjay (via alwaysismorethanaword)
It’s true his family doesn’t need him. They will mourn him, as will a handful of...
– Katniss Everdeen (via hungergamesquote)
Me: I have the best idea for a graphic omg it's going be beautiful and people will love-
Photoshop: No.
Me: But-
Photoshop: No.